What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Why am I not surprised with the result?


Your Personality Is Like Acid


A bit wacky, you’re very difficult to predict.

One moment you’re in your own little happy universe…

And the next, you’re on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

At your best: You understand the world completely, and every ordinary experience is sublime.

What people like about being around you: You say and do the craziest things. You’re very entertaining.

What people dislike about being around you: You’re unpredictable. Your mood swings are quite intense.

How addicted people get to you: They pretty much don’t get addicted to you.

Thirteen Things that Make Me Different [#11]

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Main Entry:mav·er·ick
Pronunciation: \ˈmav-rik, ˈma-və-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Samuel A. Maverick died 1870 American pioneer who did not brand his calves
Date: 1867
1: an unbranded range animal especially a motherless calf 2: an independent individual who does not go along with a group or party

My therapist used the word “maverick” when talking about me during this week’s session and that surprised me a little, but of course, she knows me quite well now that I’ve been seeing her for over seven years. Seems it all started from the very beginning for me, and she was saying that we should always keep in mind when thinking of life options for me that I need to blaze my own path. Here are 13 signs that I’m a maverick through and through:

1. It started right at conception: my parent’s honeymoon “trip” sent them flying alright, but not on a regular plane; they were tripping out on acid instead and both remember the exact moment of my conception. Trippy alright.

2. I must have figured out that I had it good where I was, because I refused to come out of the womb on my due date. As a matter of fact, I was three weeks late and they had to get me out of there with forceps! Poor mom.

3. I have a gap in my two front teeth, which made me miserable as a child. Now it’s just part of me. But I still don’t ever give that toothy smile for the camera.

4. I’m a lefty, and glad they didn’t try to beat it out of me in school the way they used to in my mom and dad’s time.

5. I was fluent in three languages by age 8 and had lived on two continents.

6. I decided I wasn’t going to let my parents outdo me as far as experiencing life… and ran away from home when I was 14. It was just three weeks, but any longer than that, and I very well might not have been around to be writing this now.

7. I went to a maximum security youth detention center after that little stint. The judge told me I was a danger to myself and he was right. They released me after 8 months of good behavior instead of the year or two I had gotten in my sentence.

8. Even though I had skipped a whole year of high school by then, I was allowed to continue school in my own grade and ended up graduating at the top of my class.

9. I went to live on my own before my 18th birthday. In fact, my mother had to co-sign my first lease.

10. I didn’t go to university, but I was so motivated in my graphic design studies that I got a job before the program had finished.

11. What was meant to be a two-week trip around the Greek islands to mend a broken heart ended up with me living on Crete for five months, renting my own apartment and getting my PADI diver certification. It was awesome.

12. When our train got stopped at customs on our way from NYC to Montreal this year, we ended up being detained there for close to three hours with no access to food or water. I decided to do a yoga routine in the aisle to pass the time and unwittingly almost got the passengers involved in a protest. I wrote all about it here.

13. I’d never done bodybuilding or gymnastics in my life, but I decided at age 32 to train for and compete in a fitness competition — something I had never heard of before — and won. I had been assigned the number… 13.

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Life On Ram Nod*?

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Anagrams! Among my many meanderings from link to link to link I found the Internet Anagram Server aka “I, Rearrangement Servant”. I’ve been playing with that thing for hours and very late into the night. And no, its not nearly as kinky as it sounds. But for some reason, rearranging letters and words is what does it for me these days. Of course I had to find out what “From Smiler, with Love” would produce. Out of some 5, 555 possibilities (many of them pure gibberish), I looked through 1000 of them and here are a few fun ones I found:

  1. Fleshier Worm Vomit (new and improved version!)
  2. Vermiform, Slow, Lithe (she sounds like a lovely girl)
  3. Smiler, More Filth, Vow! (ummm… not on this blog, sorry)
  4. [where] Hermit Lowlives Form (a least they keep to themselves!)
  5. Hi Leftover Slim Worm! (what I say to my breakfast before eating it)
  6. Former Love Wilts Him (poor dear)
  7. Love Lit, Reform Whims! (worth protesting for)
  8. Love Homer, Flirt, Swim (sounds like a lovely plan)
  9. Love Their Worm Films! (they’re worth renting on DVD, man)
  10. Smiler, Vowel Of Mirth (yep, that’s me!)

A few famous anagrams as quoted from the Internet Anagram Server site:

  1. Debit card = Bad Credit
  2. David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
  3. Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
  4. Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
  5. From Hamlet by Shakespeare: “To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.” = In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.


*Have you figured it out yet? It’s: “Life On Random”.

5 things I stumbled upon

I’ve got a lot on my plate what with the two thousand words I need to write today for NaNoWriMo, and the endless hours of procrastination which precede the actual writing (which only actually takes a couple of hours). My excuses are many, with “I need to get in the right frame of mind” and “I can only write after dark” as my two main standbys. For the past few days I’ve also come up with “but I don’t like my characters” and “there’s no story to speak of” then “I have no idea where this is going” and finally “I didn’t set out to write something that sounds so formulaic” (if you’d like to read some excerpts, just visit fifty thousand words. Those are all very flimsy excuses I am told, not to mention completely unoriginal ones, since most every writer has gone through the same misgivings and used similar tactics. But I can’t imagine for the life of me what they found to procrastinate with before the advent of 1. The internet 2. Blogging 3. Stumble Upon. Here’s a little roundup of 5 interesting selections I found thanks to the latter:

1. Is it art? Is it some weird torture device? I bet you didn’t really have any idea what that image up there was, did you? It’s actually a close-up of a Japanese manhole. Apparently the Japanese put a lot of artistry in their manhole designs, which are incredibly varied and imaginative. I discovered these thanks to Pink Tentacle. There are very nice selections on the blog, and hundreds more on Flickr.

2. Squashed Philosophers: this site offers Glyn Hughes’ condensed and abridged works of the major philosophers which have shaped western thinking. I like the little graphic device they use to show you at a glance how much of the work, percentage-wise, is presented and how long they take to read. For instance, Plato’s The Republic (355 BC) takes 61 mins. to read with 12% of the work edited, while Albert Einstein’s Relativity (1916) only takes 20 minutes to read, with only 8% of the complete work featured. Still too much time? You can read all of Epicurus’ (300BC) Sovran Maxims in 5 minutes flat. I’d say it’s a good introductory course for armchair philosophers like me and probably a great “cheat sheet” for students who don’t have time to read the entire works (do they ever?)

3. Virtual Dali is a great little online museum. Personally, I was never a big fan of Dali’s, until I went to the Dali museum in Paris, where the paintings were beautifully presented and I got a better appreciation for the range and incredible imagination he had. Then again, everything looks better in Paris, imho. The virtual museum showcases a very large selection of paintings, with works grouped by period. There are many photos of Dali displayed and the site itself had a little surprise or two… worth the detour.

4. The BBC’s Surveys and Psychology Tests: They have a large selection of tests you can take online such as; exploring your memory, determining your brain’s sex, art and personality, and a one which helps you determine whether you have what it takes to become a millionaire. The tests range between 2 and 20 minutes.

5. Ansiform: a collective that releases ambient electronic music to download for free. You can also subscribe to receive their podcasts, and all their music is free to copy and distribute. As they say on their site: “the ansiform flavor of ambient is unobtrusive, beatless, finely textured, and stable. many tracks in our collection demonstrate inspiration drawn from disparate genres such as noise, dub or pop music. it’s ideal for sleeping, meditating, and cleansing the aural palate.” I’ve been listening to some of their tracks as I was writing this and while it’s not exactly transporting, I can say it’s good music if you like having something unobtrusive and relaxing in the background as you go about doing other things like… blogging or writing the worst novel ever in all the history of humankind, for example. :-)

Pics: Alison Lyons, stone_singer48, Dave Golden.

Weekly Recap

It’s been a busy week here at Smiler’s – I’ve been cooking up all kinds of goodies, and there’s plenty of content to show for it! Every Friday, I like to put up a “week at a glance” post so you can rummage around on your own or click on the links if you see something that grabs your fancy. And no, I don’t consider it stalking if you decide to go through my archives. By all means knock yourself out – and leave me a comment to let me know what you think! Here are some of the features from this week:

The perfect excuse: First, I joined NaNoWriMo, a challenge which I figured wouldn’t leave me much time for blogging, until I discovered NaBloPoMo, which is the perfect complement AND a great excuse for indulging in my favorite form of creative procrastination…

The Odd Couple: since I’ve discovered Stumble Upon (I know, it’s was about time!), I’ve been stumbling all over the place and making fantastic discoveries along the way. I’ve got enough material and ideas now to keep me blogging right through 2027. Why the odd couple? An image is worth a thousand words!

Planet earth as seen by… A Photo a Day from Planet Earth is a site which features beautiful photos of the world as seen by you and I and anyone who wants to submit their work. I think it’s such a good idea, and they feature such beautiful images that I gave them my site of the day award. Have a look and decide for yourself, and keep checking for photos by yours truly

Simple gestures of solace: When a friend or loved one is in a difficult place, do you know how to fulfill their needs, or what the best approach is? Read this and find out how you can be a more compassionate friend (it’s much simpler than you might think!)

Warning: this post may make you dizzy: Is it really moving? Is it really about to leap off the screen? I share my fascination with Op Art and a few great eye-popping examples (and no, they’re not actually moving).

Crazy people like me (fiction) Tara was terrified of going to the ER. She was concerned they’d keep her there indefinitely and she was even more scared of the serious nut cases she was likely to encounter…

Feathers and Swirls: My very talented artist and friend Naomi sent me some beautiful samples of drawings and paintings she’s done and of course I couldn’t resist posting them. She explains what led her to create these wonderful images which are reminiscent of mandalas. Inspiring.

Photo by Smiler

Jewel in the sky

The Great Carina Nebula
A jewel of the southern sky, the Great Carina Nebula, aka NGC 3372, spans over 300 light-years, one of our galaxy’s largest star forming regions. The Carina Nebula is home to young, extremely massive stars, including the still enigmatic variable Eta Carinae, a star with well over 100 times the mass of the Sun. Eta Carinae is the bright star left of the central dark notch in this field and just below the dusty Keyhole Nebula (NGC 3324).

Credit & Copyright: Robert Gendler and Stephane Guisard

Last one for the day

Just because it’s beautiful…

The Elephant’s Trunk in IC 1396
Like an illustration in a galactic Just So Story, the Elephant’s Trunk Nebula winds through the emission nebula and young star cluster complex IC 1396, in the high and far off constellation of Cepheus. Click here for more details.
Source: NASA
Credit & Copyright: Brian Lula

Trippin’ out


The first image is trippy, and it could well be a representation of what our brains look like on psychotropic drugs, such as LSD for example. You don’t need to be high to see that – if you stare at the image long enough, and you happen to be a little bit sleep deprived when you do this, you’ll know exactly what I mean. It’s another great example of fractal art, which seems like a tricky medium to master, requiring complex formulas, calculations, parameters and special software, along with an artistic eye of course. I have no doubt that it must have taken the artist many hours of tweaking to get to the final result.

The second image on the other hand, now that’s REALLY mindblowing stuff. It may not look like much if you don’t know what you’re looking at, but I can tell you that THAT image took ten BILLION years to create. This from NASA: “The galaxy on the left, I Zwicky 18, was once thought to be one of the youngest galaxies on record. Its bright stars indicated an age of “only” 500 million years. The galaxy was intriguing because it looked like galaxies forming in the very early universe, but also mysterious since it is so nearby—only 59 million light years away—and surrounded by galaxies that are significantly older. Recent images of I Zwicky 18 by the Hubble Space Telescope have helped resolve the mystery, discovering a population of old faint stars intermixed with the bright star population. Therefore I Zwicky 18 is now thought to be just as old as its neighbors, roughly 10 billion years old.”

All this talk about mindblowing trips brings me to and urban legend I just found, which claims that if someone has taken LSD more than seven times, he or she is automatically deemed legally insane (in the U.S.).

True of False?

LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide) is a powerful psychedelic drug that alters brain function, resulting in temporary changes in perception, mood, consciousness and behavior. Because it can cause such radical changes in cognition, the belief is that long-term use of this drug must inevitably result in permanent damage to the mind. The common belief is that a specified number of LSD uses causes a determination of legal insanity. The rumor itself is surprisingly common, but there is little agreement on how many drug trips make up the magic number, which varies between two and ten uses, with seven trips as the most common. Another twist on the theory is that it is not the number of times a person uses LSD, but the spacing of the trips which is the determining factor.

False. No specific number of LSD trips renders a user insane. “Legally insane” can serve as a linguistic shorthand for a defendant in a criminal matter who has been deemed mentally incompetent to stand trial but “insanity” is not a psychiatric term. Individuals can be subject to “involuntary civil commitment”, such incarcerations require their subjects to have diagnosable mental disorders and pose imminent threats to themselves or others, or to be incapable of caring for their own basic personal needs. Determinations on whether or not to commit are based on subjects’ current behavior and thinking, not merely on their past activities, such as drug use.

This is where I breathe a big sigh of relief. I’ll have one or two related stories to tell. Eventually.

“Urban legend” text adapted from snopes.com
Fractal art: Ingvar Kullberg
Photo credit: NASA, ESA, and A. Aloisi (ESA & STScI)

Weekly Recap

For those of you who are new to this blog, or if you haven’t had the opportunity to keep up this week, I can tell you that there’s been lots of activity here at Smiler, with Love ; there’s a new tagline, I’ve added more categories and relabeled all the posts to allow for easier navigation (you can also use the search button and type in keywords), and last but not least I’ve been posting like a fiend over the past week and you’ll find both longer pieces to sink your teeth into as well as short features for a quick glance. Here’s a summary of some of the features you’ll find as you scroll down:

Global Warbling: Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” is a good documentary with very good intentions. But I was disturbed by the one-sided message and the fact that it’s now become required viewing in many classroms, so I went digging around to see what the detractors were saying…

Do you have a Chorus of Fish Singing in Antarctica?: If you’re familiar with Little Britain, then you already know the hilariously annoying Mr Mann. If you’re not, then click on this link to discover what you’ve been missing.

Summer of ’74: an autobiographical short story about… you got it, The summer of 1974. I was five years old and just discovering the world and we were living with a group of Iranian students who were looking forward to the Shah’s demise. Many years later, I had the good fortune to meet Farah Pahlavi, the Shah’s widow, who agreed to meet me in her home.

The Cube: it’s an imagination game, and more. You can read about it here then decide if you’re ready to play.

Riposa in Pace: a short story about a jogger who finds solace while running among the dearly departed.

On Synchronicity: find out where the word and concept of synchronicity came from, how it’s linked to the I Ching, an ancient Chinese divination system, and how Carl Jung was involved in any of this.

… you’ll also find much, more more.

Happy browsing and don’t be shy to leave a comment!

Benoit Mandelbrot Fractal Art Contest
2007 Winner: Crowded street/Yvonne Mous

Click to enlarge image.

Global Warbling


“An Inconvenient Truth offers a passionate and inspirational look at one man’s fervent crusade to halt global warming’s deadly progress in its tracks by exposing the myths and misconceptions that surround it.”

While it’s true that talking about this documentary isn’t exactly breaking news, I saw it on television today and found it so disturbing that I had to do a piece about it. But before I knock it, let me just say that I think it’s fantastic that this movie was made because it has reached a public far and wide and has encouraged people in every socio-economic to pay attention and start making better choices. Now while I hardly doubt that former Vice President Al Gore had very noble intentions with this movie and it’s a necessary message to get out there, I wouldn’t suggest to someone to watch it while in the midst of an existential crisis (as I happen to be). While I support the environmental cause and do my part in conserving energy, reducing carbon monoxide (not owning a car helps), reusing, recycling, becoming a better informed consumer, buying environmentally friendly products and so on, my major criticism is that the film presents a completely one-sided view and knocks the viewer over the head with staggering statistics, scary images, and descriptions of worst-case scenarios that supposedly await us in the coming decades. While it’s imperative to keep pushing to get everyone—industries, government and individuals alike—to pay attention and find solutions and hopefully prevent all the major catastrophes that many are predicting, I think Gore went too far on the doomsday angle of this story. It’s clear Gore and his team based themselves on volumes of extensive scientific research to prove their point. But you don’t have to be a scientist to know that statistics and numbers can be manipulated in many ways to support whatever theory needs validating, and also that the ACTUAL (convenient or inconvenient) truth is very rarely quite so black and white.

In the spirit of airing several viewpoints on the issue, here are a few interesting items I found:

The Great Global Warming Swindle
This documentary, broadcast on Channel 4 in the UK on March 8, 2007, brought together skeptical scientists who disagree with the consensus regarding human-caused global warming. Among other claims, the film states that Gore has misrepresented the data in An Inconvenient Truth, and that the actual relationship between carbon dioxide and the temperature is the other way round (that is, rise in temperature preceded an increase in carbon dioxide in the ice core samples). The film claims that the consensus on climate change is the product of “a multibillion-dollar worldwide industry: created by fanatically anti-industrial environmentalists; supported by scientists peddling scare stories to chase funding; and propped up by complicit politicians and the media”. (Wikipedia)

Some news items :
“‘An Inconvenient Truth’: Al Gore’s Fight Against Global Warming” (The New York Times, May 22, 2006)
“Global Warming’s Real Inconvenient Truth” (washingtonpost.com, July 5, 2006)
“So how did An Inconvenient Truth become required classroom viewing?” (National Post, May 19, 2007)

When you can’t make sense out of it, may as well laugh about it, right? :
“Prior to being released, the film was parodied in the South Park episode “Manbearpig”. Gore laughed off this sensationalized depiction of him, saying “Their comic sensibility is aimed at a different demographic than the one I inhabit, but I still find a lot of what they do hilarious.” “