(Interlude)

Oh dear oh dear… what must they be saying? For some reason I have this little bit playing out like a skit from Little Britain in my head, with David Walliams playing “Hubby” and Matt Lucas playing “wifey” (click on the link to view actual clips from the show)…

Hubby
– Poor thing… all she seems to do all day is work on that silly blog of hers. Have you seen how many entries she’s got on there in just one week?! I mean… HEAVENS she must have gone completely nutters that poor girl!

wifey
– yes I know…

Hubby
– She’s got to get a hold of herself! Can’t she find a better way to make use her time?

wifey
– yes I know dear…

Hubby
– She could do… I don’t know… volunteering work for instance, or a CPR course, or teach yoger [sic] to kids like that reader suggested… SOMETHING!

wifey
– yes I know dear, yes I know…

Hubby
– Surely she can do better than THIIIIISSS!!!

wifey
– yes I know dear, yes I know…

Hubby
– I’m beginning to really worry about that girl you know. It’s no good I tell’ya!

wifey
– I dunno dear…

Hubby
– She’s got to get a hold of herself. And what’s with that “Smiler” business??? Where in heavens did she go and get THAT?! That just won’t do now will it? That just won’t DO! Think she’s getting any medical attention?

wifey
– I dunno dear…. I really dunno…

Hubby
– I’ll tell you what she needs. She needs to find herself a good man. That’s what she needs to do. She should take her uncle P’s advice and get herself sorted out is what she should do. What’s she waiting for? Prince Charming to come barreling up her stairs on a great big white HORSE???

wifey
– I dunno dear…. I really dunno…

Hubby
– Someone needs to knock some sense into that girl I’ll tell’ya. She’s not getting any younger heaven knows…

wifey
– yes I know dear, yes I know…

Hubby
– I’m not liking this blogging business… not liking it ONE BIT!

wifey
– I didn’t mind that entry she had about her and her cat joining the circus you know, I thought that was rather…

Hubby
WHAT?!? What did you say???

wifey
– never mind dear… never mind…

Hubby
– I’m starting to really worry about that girl. No good can come of this I’ll tell’ya. I’m not liking this one bit!

wifey
– yes I know dear, yes I know…

—And now back to our regular programming…—

:-)

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